Jane Lynch is hilarious on Glee! She has the best quotes that I could totally see Farrah saying lol.
Some of my favorites:
Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.
You know, for me
trophies
are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.
Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off. [I can totally picture Morgan saying this in the six LOL]
I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.
Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29. [totally Farrah LOL]
You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to
Sarah Palin.
You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
LOL, love her.