lol
Some words of wisdom from Coupling (lol - obviously this is not meant seriously):
Jeff: Aw wouldn't that be great. Being a lesbian. All the advantages of being a man but with less embarassing genitals. Plus every time you have sex there's four breasts. Two guest breasts, and two you can take home afterwards - aw it's bloody brilliant!
Patrick: I like films with lesbians in them cause it's nice to think there are attractive women out there who can't find a boyfriend.
Steve: No, Patrick, they're lesbians.
Patrick: Yeah, that's what I said.
SteveL You have the sexual politics of a Viking attack.