Heyloo? 
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life is a cruel mistress sometimes
"You want half this donut?" Sure, I'll take the top half.
Things you wish you could instantly take back, volume 1. While at work shouting "how do you like those road apples"
Checking into a portable gin mill to install in my office. Damn Amazon doesn't sell one. They do have a long ass straw though!
Sigh. Some days I think a life of flippin' burgers might not be all that bad.
Have to come into work on Saturday to sneak the person I'm wanting to hire in, so the person I'm wanting to fire doesn't suspect. Sigh.
Ordered a reefer from Best Buy and the damn thing is beat to hell and wobbles like a drunken pirate. They acted offended when I refused it!
Sally can wait, she knows it's too late as we're walking on by
I can do is just pour some tea for two
Listen, I plead guilty to misanthropy- so hang me!
I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week, indulging in my self defeat
behind the boathouse i'll show my dark secret
#BOYCOTTEXCEL Grrr. Screw it! #BOYCOTTALLOFFRIGGINMICROSOFTANDTHEIRMONTHLYCHARGESTOUSESOFTWARE
Farewell, happy fields, where joy forever dwells
yup in Spain at the mo enjoying some serious sunshine Hope your well dude *prepares to send you my Evolution DVD* I pretty much picked it up for David... big X-Files fan, tho i did see it at the cinema tooI saw Ray Mears eating wasp larvae, so I guess I get that... but I dont know about the "going mad" is that from consuming another of your own species?EW! (and its not often i "EW!" since I love horror movies) but is that really true, and why? Wouldn't meat be better? even if it is human flesh? -
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